a song i did for the pxtunes crab album! listen to that here: https://pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/crab

transcript:
let me tell you an old story, a war story

picture this: its 2023, yes i know, 100 years ago... back when there were simple flying cars and interstellar travel only went to the bounds of this universe; a peaceful yet prosperous time

no one would expect what would be brewing next

on january 16th, mankind received messages that were written in no documented interstellar language, and they were unable to decipher what these messages were trying to say

so they left it alone

all of a sudden, from beneath the crashing waves surrounding the continents of the world, armies of crabs would begin to march on shore and attack humanity with strange crab technologies

the countries of the world declared a unanimous state of emergency, and on january 20th, humanity would declare the start of a new war, world war crab